{"id":26978,"date":"2025-04-07T16:10:27","date_gmt":"2025-04-07T13:10:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/visitkazluruda.lt\/renginiai\/s-protai-tomas-rynkevic-ir-zilvinas-kerbelis-stand-up\/"},"modified":"2026-10-20T18:06:00","modified_gmt":"2026-10-20T15:06:00","slug":"s-protai-tomas-rynkevic-ir-zilvinas-kerbelis-stand-up","status":"publish","type":"renginys","link":"https:\/\/visitkazluruda.lt\/en\/renginiai\/s-protai-tomas-rynkevic-ir-zilvinas-kerbelis-stand-up\/","title":{"rendered":"\u0160. Protai- Tomas Rynkevi\u010d ir \u017dilvinas Kerbelis- STAND UP"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"xdj266r x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs\">VIENINTEL\u012e KART\u0104 KAZL\u0172 R\u016aDOJE!<\/div>\n<div class=\"x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s\">Du absurdo meistrai susitiko ir nutar\u0117 suremti pe\u010dius (rank\u0173 pe\u010dius, o ne tuos, kur reikia k\u016brenti), kad sukurt\u0173 vakar\u0105, kurio nepamir\u0161ite arba pamir\u0161ite (jei sergate Alzhaimeriu).<\/div>\n<div class=\"x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s\">Klausydami j\u0173 pagalvosite, kad j\u0173 protai \u0161aun\u016bs arba \u0161\u016b&#8230;&#8230;. Abiem atvejais &#8211; \u0160.Protai.<\/div>\n<div class=\"x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s\">Toma\u0161 Rynkevi\u010d &#8211; Lietuvos lenkas, visk\u0105 mato ir girdi i\u0161 savo perspektyvos (nesupranta vis\u0173 lietuvi\u0161k\u0173 \u017eod\u017ei\u0173. Papasakos savo naujausius bajerius ir u\u017eduos klausimus, kuri\u0173 atsakym\u0173 intensyviai ie\u0161ko jau vis\u0105 gyvenim\u0105.<\/div>\n<div class=\"x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s\">\u017dilvinas Kerbelis &#8211; Lietuvos lietuvis, turi \u017eydi\u0161ko kraujo, m\u0117gsta giliai nerti \u012f absurdo vandenis. Pastoviai atsine\u0161a vien\u0105 kit\u0105 daikt\u0105 vizualizuodamas ir taip absurdi\u0161k\u0105 bajer\u012f.<\/div>\n<div class=\"x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s\">Gali b\u016bti kraujo.<\/div>\n<div class=\"x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s\">Vieta: Peronas, V. Borisevi\u010diaus g. 3a-2, Kazl\u0173 R\u016bda<\/div>\n<div class=\"x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s\">Durys: 17:30<\/div>\n<div class=\"x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s\">Prad\u017eia: 18:30<\/div>\n<div class=\"x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s\">N-17 arba pagal subrendimo laipsn\u012f<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>VIENINTEL\u012e KART\u0104 KAZL\u0172 R\u016aDOJE! Du absurdo meistrai susitiko ir nutar\u0117 suremti pe\u010dius (rank\u0173 pe\u010dius, o ne tuos, kur reikia k\u016brenti), kad sukurt\u0173 vakar\u0105, kurio nepamir\u0161ite arba pamir\u0161ite (jei sergate Alzhaimeriu). Klausydami j\u0173 pagalvosite, kad j\u0173 protai \u0161aun\u016bs arba \u0161\u016b&#8230;&#8230;. Abiem atvejais &#8211; \u0160.Protai. Toma\u0161 Rynkevi\u010d &#8211; Lietuvos lenkas, visk\u0105 mato ir girdi i\u0161 savo perspektyvos [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":19866,"template":"","renginio_kategorija":[],"class_list":["post-26978","renginys","type-renginys","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/visitkazluruda.lt\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/renginys\/26978","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/visitkazluruda.lt\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/renginys"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/visitkazluruda.lt\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/renginys"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/visitkazluruda.lt\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/renginys\/26978\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28692,"href":"https:\/\/visitkazluruda.lt\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/renginys\/26978\/revisions\/28692"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/visitkazluruda.lt\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/19866"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/visitkazluruda.lt\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26978"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"renginio_kategorija","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/visitkazluruda.lt\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/renginio_kategorija?post=26978"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}